Dear Mr Claus

Dear Mr Claus,

I've believed in you my whole life. Lately I've been wondering if your even real. People say that you come down our chimneys, well I don't have a chimney so how do you get in? From now on I'm going to leave my window open so me and Mrs Claus can have a little chat. And apparently you watch us all at night. Do you really watch me? I thought that you can get in trouble with the cops for doing that.

I have a box of cookies that I put out each Christmas they are 13 years old and each christmas eve you only eat half of one. I also leave a Cracked Woody on the table but every christmas morning I see Dad drinking it. Do you even like Woodys or do you like milk? I love Milk.

I have been very good this year and I was wondering if I can have a sit down on your big sack and play with all the fluffy toys. Anyway I've made a massive list of the things I want this year.

XMAS LIST :-)
•Personal butlers, C.Ronaldo, Neymar, L.Messi, John Key, Barack obama and Mrs Claus.
•$100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (In Cash)
•A Mansion (1000000 acres big)
•All the awesome Nike and Adidas football boots in the world.
•Free passes to all the Real Madrid games and VIP access to all home games.
•100 holiday passes.

Yours sincerely

Kyle