Where am I?

I see a clown with a funny nose.

I hear laughter everywhere.

I'm sitting on a hard, cold bench.

I taste candy floss thats melting in my mouth.

I see skinny people in suits flipping around on the floor.

I feel the hard handle of my glow stick.

I see a fat man in a funny hat.

Where am I?

:Circus

My best day of the holidays

The best day of the holidays was when my Grandma and Grandad came back from England. My Grandma and Grandad went over to england for their 50th anniversary. They went for 7 weeks and came back on Friday night. When their plane landed at the airport and they walked of the plane, I got a very big shock. They both walked out holding big bags of stuff. Later that evening they gave the bags to my mum and then she gave them to me. When I got home I opened the bag they gave me and they brought me 2 new pairs of Football boots, one was the new Adidas f50 boot but I didn't get to open the last pair because they where my Christmas present. At the bottom of the bag was a full 2014 Real Madrid home kit as well. I was really exited when I got these because they aren't available in New Zealand.

Production

Yesterday most of our class went to see the matinee at Bay Court. The production was called A Most Triumphant Tale and it was about bands. Their were to bands. One was called One dimension and the other was called Labyrinth. One dimension was the bad band that lip sinked every thing and Labyrinth was the good band that was trying to stop them from ruining music for ever. I had a few of my friends acting and singing in the production. Travis was sing in the choir and then sang a song in one seen. My other friend Ethan was in the One dimension with one of the lead roles. Also Damian and Liam had one of the lead roles as weel. The show was really good and was weel made to. I really enjoyed it.

5 Jokes

1) Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish?

-You cant tuna fish.

2) Did you hear about the hungry clock?

-It went back four seconds.

3) What do you call a fat psychic?

-A four chin teller.

4) How do you make holy water?

-Boil the hell out of it.

5) Did you hear about the movie constipation?

-It never came out.