5 Jokes

1) Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish?

-You cant tuna fish.

2) Did you hear about the hungry clock?

-It went back four seconds.

3) What do you call a fat psychic?

-A four chin teller.

4) How do you make holy water?

-Boil the hell out of it.

5) Did you hear about the movie constipation?

-It never came out.